I was never too particularly fond of Vegas considering my parents used to drag me along on their week long gambling expeditions when I was a child. I was usually left unsupervised to wander around the arcade or swimming pool areas. I consider myself very lucky to have never been abducted back then and it makes me shudder to think of how easily I could have been kidnapped as a child. Now that I am a parent, it makes me wonder sometimes what my own parents were thinking with letting me wander around like that. I would NEVER even think of letting my own son do that and especially in a town as seedy as Las Vegas.
Let me get back to my most recent ventures... Chad and I didn't really plan too much out in advance. We figured we might see a show, have some nice dinners, ride a few roller coasters, and pretty much wander around like typical Vegas tourists and take photos and lose some money gambling. The first day that we arrived we were both pretty tired. It was about a four hour drive and we woke up ridiculously early to get a head start on our trip. We switched off driving on the way so that I wouldn't carry the entire stress of driving there myself. When we arrived we checked into our room and then proceeded to make our way to the closest hotel, The Luxor. I had always loved The Luxor as a child and believe it helped pique my interest in Egyptology. When we finished up there we decided to check out Fremont Street. On our way there we noticed how much more dilapidated and unseemly our surroundings became. We decided to grab a mediocre dinner at the Golden Nugget buffet. It was a major let down and a complete waste of money. I really disliked Fremont Street. Where would I start with my list of Fremont Street dislikes? The list is so long but here it goes: Half naked people walking around, billboards with girls taking their tops off, commercials playing on large screens showing scantily clad girls eating hot dogs in the most vile manner, homeless people everywhere, drunk and high people stumbling around, and rough looking men who appeared to be purse snatchers. Lovely place, right? And on top of all that it smelled AWFUL. I could not go more than five minutes without getting a huge whiff of who-knows-wtf.
The next day we decided to see the Las Vegas Zoo since we figured that would be something most people would never go to Vegas and see. We were incredibly disappointed and didn't even get out of the car to park. It is in the horrible part of North Vegas and is literally in a neighborhood and the size of the zoo is the size of someone's yard. We could see through the fence and saw horse stalls with animals in them. Really? That's not a zoo to me and I am still perplexed how it even became an AZA certified zoo. Don't ever bother visiting it. After that, we decided to venture down the strip. This turned out much better but just as smelly and sex ridden. We never did get to see a show but if we return, we know exactly which shows we want to see this time and how to get in for free. I really enjoyed the Paris hotel and casino and the Venetian. Those two would definitely have to be my new favorites.Aside from the horrible smells that seemed to permeate throughout the entire city and the obnoxious sex everywhere it wasn't too bad of a vacation. I know Vegas is Sin City, but is it really necessary to shove pornographic business cards and pamphlets at families walking down the street. Not just shove them at you but literally put it right up in your face. It pissed me off so bad I had to refrain from decking a few of those scum suckers. Neither Chad nor myself is entirely sure we want to return but if we do, we know exactly which places to avoid and which to frequent.
My recommendations: The Venetian, Paris, and The Luxor.
Photos from our trip can be found here.


